At last

After almost a year of longing and constant obsession, I finally own a Cher bag. I cannot express how pleased and all tingly I get when I see it lying on my bedroom floor. I got it at a real steal too. I did the usual checks for authenticity, and as far as I'm concerned it looks real to me.

It was pretty funny, I was walking past a shop and I spotted the huge Cher bag hanging, and I scoffed, turned to Neeta and said.
Me: I really like that Cher bag. Too bad it's a fake. The fakes have got this disguting zip inside. See?
*BAG HAS NO ZIP*
Neeta: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Bernadette: ... I. I swear there was a zip here the last time I was here.
Neeta: It's a sign. BUY IT.

And I did.

Of to prepare tomorrow's lesson. Urgh, woe is me.