THIS IS A CREEPY ENTRY, SORRY. DBSK-WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS CAUSE OF As, so um, extra gushing. BUT DO WATCH THE VIDEO(ONLY 21 SECONDS!) KTHXBAI~
Jaejoong has the cutest accent in the world. I love it when he gets excited and it slips out and he starts dragging out his syllables. CUTIE. (Can you imagine going to his hometown and hearing everyone speak like that, aww.)
Also, is he not the most ridiculously perfect human being? Seriously, looking at his face always make me feel both like a fug and irrationally happy(how can you look at that face and not ENJOY looking at that face, okay I may sound a bit like a creeper here but he is THAT beautiful)
I swear there is nothing about his face thats less than perfect, he has these gorgeous doe-shaped eyes, and his lips are so pretty, soft and full and they are always this pinkish hue whether he's at the airport or doing official business and his nose is nice and his skin is so TOUCHMEPLEASE.
Aw, and Chanming and his stupid "i'm not popular" thing, listen to your umma >:(
Hopefully he doesn't think he's the least popular anymore, what with them LOVING HIM LIKE CRAZY in Japan. Aurgh, its so silly, out of 5 people one has got to be the least, but they should keep in view just HOW MANY fans they have, any of the DBSK members with the least fans or whatever would def have had more than most other groups combined >:(
Anyways, this was so long ago, so I'm sure Changmin doesn't think that anymore, I mean he was barely a teenager at the time of filming.
Sorry, Jae's agitation when saying that Changmin should apologise to the fans that love him is kinda contagious hehe.
Anyways most DBSK fans love them all equally though we all have some slight bias, but it can't be helped! Your eyes will always travel to one person when your watching it for the first time right? Doesn't mean we love anybody less, we'll just re-watch it several more times and focus on the members at different times. So maybe I have a JAEJOONG BIAS, but I can't help that he just appeals to me THAT much, his personality, his dorkiness, his sense of humour, his awkward dancing, his moles(!), his voice, okay fine and maybe his face. He's so warm and everything about him is pretty(his physical appearance, his mannerisms, his personality, I think he would be the perfect wife/mother) but that doesn't mean I love anybody less! I love them all equally, I'm certain of it.







^See what I mean about Jaejoong looking PERFECT. He is easily my pick for the world's best looking human being, how does anyone look this good in candid shots and screen captures? And you know what the kicker is? From countless fan accounts, its been affirmed that HE LOOKS BETTER IN REAL LIFE. HOW IS THAT HUMANLY POSSIBLE?
Yunho picspam ^_^
I love Yunho's kindness, how he's so responsible,(perfect leader ^_^)his hilarious competitive nature, his IQ of 148, his masculinity, his talent, his over-enthusiasm, his CHEESE, everything! If he weren't already married to Jaejoong I might possibly very likely have an irrational, deluded desire to marry him HAHA, as do 1000000000000000 fangirls everywhere. AHHH, HE AND JAEJOONG SHOULD GET MARRIED AND FILL THE WORLD WITH THEIR PERFECT GENES(TALENT+LOOKS+PERSONALITY+BRAINS+PERFECTION),not that I'm for eugenics but if you were gonna do it, THIS IS THE WAY TO GO(Joking, don't put me in Nazi prison plz) Yunho is the ultimate manly man AND IS HE NOT TOTAL FATHER OF OUR CHILDREN/HUSBAND MATERIAL? If he wasn't Jaesexual I mean.
JUNSUUUUU, Junsu is such a pie, I WANT TO FRIGGING PUT HIM IN MY POCKET. I doubt he's really as innocent as everyone says, what with him being a 22 year old man and dancing the way he does in Xiahtic and living with a certain Shim Changmin who I;m sure is kind enough to share his pr0n. But I'm sure he is as pure as it gets(for a 22 year old man I mean) Oh Junsu, what can I say about why I love you? His smile is so bright and it feels like Christmas when he's around. Not to mention that ass(BEATS BEYONCE'S HANDS DOWN) and his voice and his dancing and HIS LAUGHTER. OMG, HIS LAUGH. ITS THE MOST AMAZING LAUGH I'VE EVER HEARD. His dolphin moments and how he always get tricked by the other members. He's so cute he should be the maknae, angel pose anyone? I think out of the 5 members, he's the one who would have most likely ended up in showbiz regardless of DBSK or not, I know we always laugh at the CHARISMA XIAH shit but honestly when he performs he really really really has got it down.
Yoochun is everyone's favourite greaseball. I don't think I've ever loved anyone so much because they are so completely FULL of fail before. Oh Micky, you're so fine~ You're so fine you blow my mind ^0^ His cheeks are so cute and pinchable, iluuuu. I LOVE his greasiness, I know its should freak me out or make me laugh or something, but all his greasiness does is make me wanna grope him HAHA. Yoochun is so likeable, he's practically everyone's favourite(but so is EVERYBODY ELSE, they have so many fans it just seems like everyone is the most popular) he's so funny and sweet and I LOVE WHEN HE FAILS SO HE'LL LAUGH AND HIS EYES CRINKLE. I know I always laugh at his expense when it comes to unappreciative friends talking about his face but I genuinely find him handsome, so he doesn't have conventional good looks, but he's definitely attractive! He has the best forearms and shoulders and collarbones and hands AND I LIKE HIS FOREHEAD OKAY, IT BRINGS ME MUCH JOY. AND HE SO IS GOODLOOKING OKAY. SEE PICS ABOVE, KTHXBAI.
And finally we have Shim Changmin, the man who has broken my heart over and over hehe. I know that I will never in a million years meet him, marry him or even be good enough for him, BUT DOES HE HAVE TO GO AROUND BREAKING PEOPLE'S HEARTS BY KISSING THAT DAMN STARKING ROBOT? Yes, irrational grudge, I'm okay with him and REAL females, but somehow that robot just pisses the hell out of me.
Yeah I know I'm crazy HEH. Changmin is probably the closest I will ever get to my ideal man and for good reason too. The boy is so smart and snarky and goodlooking and talented and tall. I know I know, I'm gushing, but at least its over someone worth gushing about.
Reasons why Shim Changmin is perfect:
1)His UFO replies to fans. Changmin is extremely witty and his UFO replies always make me laugh. Hard.
2)He loves Mangdong(his dog) even though she's no longer cute. SEE, he's not as superficial as people sometimes think he is. HE HOLDS MANGDONGIE LIKE SHE'S A FRIGGING PRINCESS, and the way he fusses over her and kisses her just melts my heart a million times over. And of course he'd go for pretty girls, have you seen how this boy looks? Its not being superficial, we can't all be Jaejoongs and look beyond physical appearance(Anyway, Jaejoong has Yunho who is practically Adonis with his abs and HANDSOMENESS, so he doesn't count)
3)He is AMAZING at skinning fruits. Don't ask me why I find this an attractive trait on him, I just really really do.
4)He doesn't act like the maknae he's supposed to be. I love his "Call me Hyung" moments, his complete irreverence for the seniority amongst the members. When other people do it, its being rude, when Changmin does it, it means he Love You.
5)
No explanation needed. I can't remember the name of the lady(she's the one who got famous off being Miss Korea right?) but HAHA, HER REACTION IS SO FUNNY. I think I would have passed out for real if I were her
6)His wonky eyes and smile
7)He's polite(to people not in DBSK)
8)His bad fashion sense when on break. He and Junsu should seek professional help. Okay, I think his taste is a little better than Junsu's, his outfits at the airport are ALRIGHT. But sometimes...I just want to smack him silly and burn his clothes. HOW CAN JAEJOONG AND YOOCHUN LET HIM WALK AROUND LIKE THAT? But its part of his charm, just like watching porn is, and checking out girls.
9)His Face, His Body, His Personality, His VOICE, His dancing.
Okay, so maybe Changmin's section was a little dispproportionately excessive, but whatever, he needs more love.
Back to studying T_T
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