The squirrel is the whole point
So ComBot died last week and my parents think it'll be delightful to only buy me a new laptop at the end of June. I honestly think I'll have shot myself by then but we'll see. Eh maybe its a sign, you know, divine intervention and all that. I mean, I honestly use he computer to much (understatement says my Dad) but well, like they say, The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions. How the hell am I supposed to check what Taemin is doing!?!? T_T
Well yesterday was some sort of twisted joyride, I nearly got pickpocketed(caught the person's hand in my bag, inches away from wallet-kun) along with all sorts of strange speculation over whether Sara and I were lesbian(overheard strangers) and got Sara completely hooked on yunjae love. Nothing much, I feel sick to the stomach, I rolled over Paradise Lost and my styling iron, desperately need some semblance of order and focus in my life(Tarundoru, PS Have you done your laundry yet?) Still feel oddly sick, I swear I can almost feel bile rising, my bile. Funny don't you think? My bile, I own bile. Strange, I own a liver too. "Hey honey, have you seen my liver, I swear I just saw it on the shelf next to my bottle of bile." Eeyuck, but all the same, I feel a strange affinity with my bodily liquidy things, I shoulda been a doctor.
I feel a great desire to eat more cake and go swimming, but somehow I know I'll do neither. PS Cheyenne I love you too.
Hello stranger, I thought I might forget by the time we actually get a chance to talk, so I figured I'd just tell you, and whoever is reading. I read about this horribly tragic illness. Alexia Sine Agraphia- doesn't that already sound terribly fascinating? It's completely nightmarish, from what I gathered, it's a condition in which the patient, get this, loses the ability to READ but somehow retaining speaking and writing skills. How painful. I find this absolutely terrifying and disturbing. Thought it would interest you too, since you're the only other person I know who enjoys conversations about medical illnesses, the mafia and the worlds largest atom smasher(why did no one else care?)
I had brunch at Halia at Botanic Gardens(mmm bacon on brioche) and I saw a dog wearing shoes, but only on three paws because one fell off. Awww. Midway, I got sufficiently excited by the sight of a squirrel(which I promptly named, old habits die hard ha). "OH MY GAWD, Its Francoise!!" I exclaim. My dad rolls his eyes, looks at me with a Well Duh expression and says "what do you expect? That's the point of eating here." "huh, but daddy, I thought you didn't wanna co-" "Shhh."
Well yesterday was some sort of twisted joyride, I nearly got pickpocketed(caught the person's hand in my bag, inches away from wallet-kun) along with all sorts of strange speculation over whether Sara and I were lesbian(overheard strangers) and got Sara completely hooked on yunjae love. Nothing much, I feel sick to the stomach, I rolled over Paradise Lost and my styling iron, desperately need some semblance of order and focus in my life(Tarundoru, PS Have you done your laundry yet?) Still feel oddly sick, I swear I can almost feel bile rising, my bile. Funny don't you think? My bile, I own bile. Strange, I own a liver too. "Hey honey, have you seen my liver, I swear I just saw it on the shelf next to my bottle of bile." Eeyuck, but all the same, I feel a strange affinity with my bodily liquidy things, I shoulda been a doctor.
I feel a great desire to eat more cake and go swimming, but somehow I know I'll do neither. PS Cheyenne I love you too.
Hello stranger, I thought I might forget by the time we actually get a chance to talk, so I figured I'd just tell you, and whoever is reading. I read about this horribly tragic illness. Alexia Sine Agraphia- doesn't that already sound terribly fascinating? It's completely nightmarish, from what I gathered, it's a condition in which the patient, get this, loses the ability to READ but somehow retaining speaking and writing skills. How painful. I find this absolutely terrifying and disturbing. Thought it would interest you too, since you're the only other person I know who enjoys conversations about medical illnesses, the mafia and the worlds largest atom smasher(why did no one else care?)
I had brunch at Halia at Botanic Gardens(mmm bacon on brioche) and I saw a dog wearing shoes, but only on three paws because one fell off. Awww. Midway, I got sufficiently excited by the sight of a squirrel(which I promptly named, old habits die hard ha). "OH MY GAWD, Its Francoise!!" I exclaim. My dad rolls his eyes, looks at me with a Well Duh expression and says "what do you expect? That's the point of eating here." "huh, but daddy, I thought you didn't wanna co-" "Shhh."
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