It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.

I had this ridiculously bizarre dream involving the Japanese Yakuza and ahh, something I can only describe as soliciting. Apparently I was a spy of some sort and was involved in some sort of espionage or some other which could only be carried out through the use of said disguise. It was all very confusing and I can only remember bits of it, involving me wrapped in some sort of yukata and wearing those fox masks(the red,blue and white ones) and screaming "I CHANGE MY MIND! I WANT TO BE A TANUKI! I WANT TO BE A TANUKI!" as several bentleys pulled up at the edge of a forest where I happened to be. Eh, I don't know.
[Hello Stranger, as you can probably tell, this dream is Most Likely a result of talking to you, mostly because I don't discuss fancy prostitution and the mafia with a whole range of people. I wouldn't say it was a bad thing, I quite liked the dream as you can probably guess, it falls into a category of My Favourite Things]

Last night I tried teaching my daddy to smile, mostly because he doesn't. He spent the whole morning practicing and I have to say it was quite unnerving. Smiling shouldn't have that kind of effect huh, I must be a bad teacher.

On another note, 2 weeks till my common tests and I haven't started studying. Question: WHY? ASDFGHJKL;/
Excuse me while I spend the last two weeks of my youth memorising the origins of the arab-israeli conflict. Fascinating.