疾暴执行部
This hubbub (relatives flocking around, Very Loud Yelling[my brother tells me that its quite quiet by chinese standards but it hurts either ways], Socialising and so on) is a slow exercise in delicate torture. Lindo Jong was right, "Chinese people do many things...We do torture. Best torture", yeah it seems this O'level stuff never really left my brain(apart from stuff like math, you know, stuff that doesn't really matter...)
I suppose on some levels this could be considered fun, but you'd probably have to have a high level of pain tolerance and masochistic tendencies. Lets recount whats happened to me today for posterity's sake(not that I'm going to have children, I just really felt like saying that)
1)My grandmother announced that I should'nt hang out with girls only because she feared I would turn lesbian BECAUSE OF MY PREFERENCE FOR PANTS.(What?!?)
2)My daddy stood up for me by saying that I wore skirts everyday, by that he meant my uniform but technically he isn't lying.
3)Since I was forced to stay out in the hall I decided to read manga online. My usual choice of shounen-ai was obviously not going to happen because I think the sight of two boys behaving intimately would freak my relatives out so I decided to read Ranma 1/2 mostly because the anime made me laugh alot as a kid, and was immedietely overwhelmed by the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NIPPLES. SERIOUSLY, AS IN WORSE THAN LOVE HINA. ...And then my relatives walked by.
4)My Dad, trying to do the typical talk bad about your children in order to I dont know what(this never happens in my family, first time) TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WAS "SLOW" AS IN MENTALLY. I've never had anyone say this before, I felt like spontaneously spasming on the floor while forcefully gagging in order to protest, but I felt like that would kind of be proving his point.
...And this is where my interest in listing out what happened to me today ends because I'm having a discussion on irrational dislike of fictional characters and their respective strategically placed moles, the japanese yakuza and how convenient amnesia can sometimes be.
Also I just spent the last few minutes trying to read Wild Adapter in Chinese because the latest chapter will only come out in english in SG in like 5 months and MY LOVE FOR MINEKURA WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES. SO anyhow, my mom happened to walk past and she basically yelled "WHATT! WHATS THIS. ITS IN CHINESE?! YOU CAN READ MEH?! *LOOK OF EXTREME CONFUSION*", I complained about this to my friend who I was speaking to and received a "Can't blame her what, I felt the same way." Thanks for the vote of confidence Friend, Mother.
(Also My week turned out pretty freaking awesome. Both things I earlier mentioned that should happen, have happened and Friday was beyond awesome. I know have my normal eyebrows back, boo for procrastination. Had lunch with ~!*fRieNdS*!~ at Marches, shopped, tried to put Navin in a dress, offended many people(through a number of accidents, breaking glass, breaking a box of things, offending magazine vendor etc) amongst other bizarre incidents)
g2g, need full concentration while debating that reincarnation has no place in the same storyline as yakuza+amnesia verse. PS. HURRY UP COME HOME YOUKNOWWHO ):
*EDIT.SO. I was talking to a "FRIEND" and she describes me as such: [Direct quote]
"Joan says:
ALL DEMANDING AND WHINY AND 'PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME, FEED ME, I'M HUNGRY, PLAY WITH ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME'.
see. If you recall all our conversations, that would be you.
I wish we could skype. I NEED TO RANT THIS OUT
"I HUNGRY, COOK NOODLES FOR ME? GIVE ME A BELLY RUB? I'M ASKING REALLY NICELY. OH FINE. BE TAHT WAY. I HATE YOU"
SUCH LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I suppose on some levels this could be considered fun, but you'd probably have to have a high level of pain tolerance and masochistic tendencies. Lets recount whats happened to me today for posterity's sake(not that I'm going to have children, I just really felt like saying that)
1)My grandmother announced that I should'nt hang out with girls only because she feared I would turn lesbian BECAUSE OF MY PREFERENCE FOR PANTS.(What?!?)
2)My daddy stood up for me by saying that I wore skirts everyday, by that he meant my uniform but technically he isn't lying.
3)Since I was forced to stay out in the hall I decided to read manga online. My usual choice of shounen-ai was obviously not going to happen because I think the sight of two boys behaving intimately would freak my relatives out so I decided to read Ranma 1/2 mostly because the anime made me laugh alot as a kid, and was immedietely overwhelmed by the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF NIPPLES. SERIOUSLY, AS IN WORSE THAN LOVE HINA. ...And then my relatives walked by.
4)My Dad, trying to do the typical talk bad about your children in order to I dont know what(this never happens in my family, first time) TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WAS "SLOW" AS IN MENTALLY. I've never had anyone say this before, I felt like spontaneously spasming on the floor while forcefully gagging in order to protest, but I felt like that would kind of be proving his point.
...And this is where my interest in listing out what happened to me today ends because I'm having a discussion on irrational dislike of fictional characters and their respective strategically placed moles, the japanese yakuza and how convenient amnesia can sometimes be.
Also I just spent the last few minutes trying to read Wild Adapter in Chinese because the latest chapter will only come out in english in SG in like 5 months and MY LOVE FOR MINEKURA WILL OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES. SO anyhow, my mom happened to walk past and she basically yelled "WHATT! WHATS THIS. ITS IN CHINESE?! YOU CAN READ MEH?! *LOOK OF EXTREME CONFUSION*", I complained about this to my friend who I was speaking to and received a "Can't blame her what, I felt the same way." Thanks for the vote of confidence Friend, Mother.
(Also My week turned out pretty freaking awesome. Both things I earlier mentioned that should happen, have happened and Friday was beyond awesome. I know have my normal eyebrows back, boo for procrastination. Had lunch with ~!*fRieNdS*!~ at Marches, shopped, tried to put Navin in a dress, offended many people(through a number of accidents, breaking glass, breaking a box of things, offending magazine vendor etc) amongst other bizarre incidents)
g2g, need full concentration while debating that reincarnation has no place in the same storyline as yakuza+amnesia verse. PS. HURRY UP COME HOME YOUKNOWWHO ):
*EDIT.SO. I was talking to a "FRIEND" and she describes me as such: [Direct quote]
"Joan says:
ALL DEMANDING AND WHINY AND 'PLEASE DO THIS FOR ME, FEED ME, I'M HUNGRY, PLAY WITH ME, PAY ATTENTION TO ME'.
see. If you recall all our conversations, that would be you.
I wish we could skype. I NEED TO RANT THIS OUT
"I HUNGRY, COOK NOODLES FOR ME? GIVE ME A BELLY RUB? I'M ASKING REALLY NICELY. OH FINE. BE TAHT WAY. I HATE YOU"
SUCH LIBEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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