I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

After years of excessive hounding, nothing has changed, I am still Not Allowed to keep the following animals as pets: Squirrels, Foxes, Ferrets, Penguins and Mice. If you've been my friend for more than 2 years, you'd know that having a pet Squirrel is something I've longed for since 4eva. I would raise a pair, name the female Henrietta and the boy Eliot Alexander and the Henrietta would wear a lacy bonnet and Eliot Alexander would wear a top hat and we would have tea parties all day. I've tried this idea with Cookie Rabbit, but seriously, put anything on her and she goes bat shit insane(including leashes, which is a bother because she likes going on walks around the neighborhood), anyway the tea party idea didn't work out so well because honestly she isn't a very interesting conversationalist and only sits still if I sing 'On My Own'(Les Miserables) continuously, or set up a Christmas Tree over her head, also she bites the tea cups which pisses me off, because she doesn't get the concept that It Is For People.
I tried convincing my parents again about the squirrel idea but its still a No Go, Dad said "Its Illegal, and I'm not going to Bangkok and anyways they will quarantine your squirrels and they will die from illnesses(?!?!?). Did you know you can buy a Wild Boar?" Mom said, "Its a bother, can we not? And what do wild boars have to do with Goreng Pisang?" "Mom, we were talking about Goreng Pisang 5 minutes ago."
"No Fair, No Fair, but Daddy got to keep 3 horses."
Dad: "One was kind of yours." *walks away quickly*
D: My dreams have been shattered once more.

The past 2 days of my life have re-affirmed my belief that I Will Never Have Kids. I'm one of those people who don't get a kick from doing volunteer work or giving to charity, nor do I even like kids, so why I signed up to volunteer at a children's camp is beyond me. Clearly I'm not the only one because my decision was met with much skepticism "Huh, seriously? A CHIDRENS camp? Those poor kids, don't let your hatred show hor." "Hmm, for Volunteer work you don't sound very enthusiastic, I'm not the only one who senses the irony right?" It wasn't that bad actually, thank God I had Shemona, Val and Albert for company, but seriously I Will NEVER Do Something Like That EVER AGAIN.

Anyway I just got back from meeting The In-Laws. Have I mentioned that my brother is getting married? Meeting the In-Laws is nothing like it is on TV, I was barely any help, I just sat there trying to figure out if I was being Polite Enough, Too Quiet or Smiling Too Much. It was pretty cool though, went to a Fancy Chinese Restaurant, you know the kind and drank too much Xiang Pian Cha, which I like much more than generic Zhong Guo Cha(BUT IT HAS NOTHING ON GREEN TEA, GREEN TEA YOU HAVE MY LUV4EVA), can't wait till they get married, then I will have some Nice, Sane, Interesting Relatives.
Eh, nothing else much too say, I dragged my parents to Kinokuniya after to try and get Wild Adapter Book 5, you know how awkward it is to buy Shounen Ai/Manga with Really Questionable Content(Not in WA, generally speaking, Incest, Necrophilia, Blasphemous Content, Homicide, Homosexuality, Excessive Violence...) with your parents? But WA was out of stock, Wow, am I boring you or what?
We went home and my Dad and I sang/screamed out the lyrics to Don't Cry For Me Argentina, and then both parental units decided to sing along to Little Drummer Boy, which drove me insane, because I FUCKING HATE THAT SONG and my Dad only knew the words BA RUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP and kept repeating that OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Which leaves me where I am, with a serious Migraine because of the noise, overeating and the my satin skirt which I suddenly find really irritating because its so clingy. Aurgh. Also, don't mind me, but I am going to ~~!*FaNgIrL*!~~ on my blog and post pictures from the anime I am currently watching. You might not want to scroll down. (Also, I am very poor at the moment because its time to buy New Violin Strings and a book of Violin Etudes for Third Position, FEEL FOR ME. MY HUNDRED DOLLARS, NOOOOOOOOO. Also, Third position is a PAIN. A PAIN. A PAINFUL PAINFUL PAAAIIN.)

-Dorky Anime Section-
I'm watching Kyo Kara Maou now, which is FRIGGING HILARIOUS, this boy, Shibuya Yuuri(SO SAD, HAS A GIRLS NAME) who is absolutely mediocre at everything gets flushed down the toilet bowl into another world where he learns he is the Demon King and accidentally gets engaged to the third son(The blonde boy) of the Ex-Demon King because he slaps him on the left cheek out of anger but in that world, slapping a noble on the left cheek is proposing(He slapped instead of punched because Yuuri thought the boy's face was too pretty to damage) HAHAHA THE SHOW IS DAMN FUNNY. So now Yuuri is engaged to this bad tempered bratty but extremely cute and pretty boy named Wolfram. OH MY GOD WOLFRAM IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE, SO RIDICULOUSLY ADORABLE. HES LIKE A CHILD, ONLY HE IS REALLY 85 YEARS OLD. AND HE IS SO FUCKING SPARKLY, LITERALLY SPARKLY, ITS DAMN FUNNY. In one episode they used him to revive these men who were paralyzed by these cursed hot springs by sitting Wolfram on their beds and they would all spring awake yelling OH MY GOD HES BEAUTIFUL! Which I found really sad because their wives and children would be sitting around watching this hahahahahahahahaha. OH MAN, WOLFRAM SO CUTE. AURGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE IM FAN GIRLING ON MY BLOG, I NORMALLY RESERVE THIS SPOT OF ULTRA DORKINESS FOR PHONE CONVERSATIONS OR PRIVATE TIME, BUT SOMEONE IS BUSY SO I HAVE TO LET OUT THIS OUT SOMEHOW. AURGH.
Don't Shun Me!