Happy Holidays

My room smells of roast beef and eggnog. Om nom nom nom. (Isn't Christmas the best?) I cheated and opened my presents before midnight but who cares? My Dad got drunk at 6.30pm, Christmas Eve and no one at the table seemed particularly fascinated when I tried to discuss the the acceleration of gravity -9.8m/s MOTHERFUCKERS!(Isn't Gravity awesome?),but who can blame them huh, I mean what with all the beef and pies and cake and wine and brie and assorted baked dishes and ribs and CHRISTMAS FOOD.
I hope you had an amazing Christmas Eve and hopefully your parents are too drunk to drag you to midnight christmas mass(I know mine are, SUCKERS, you I mean, if you have to go, unless you like church, then uh. Good For You). Have a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.
Love yall.

*EDIT
Guess who finally got a seasonal dragon egg? YES MOTHERFUCKERS!
Click please. Its a Christmas Miracle(851 other people were just waiting to grab that egg) In other news, one shepherds pie has gone missing, bizarre.
*DOUBLE EDIT
I GOT ANOTHER SEASONAL EGG! AND A CANDY CANE EGG. THIS.IS.THE.BEST.CHRISTMAS.EVER. Okay I lied, its not, but thats hardly the point. The point is that I have 2 new eggs(which I spent approximately 2 hours on[I know, WTF? But you won't understand if you've yet to play dragon cave]) that are full of shiny and win and I'm eating beef sanwiches, brie and blue berries for dinner. Happy Boxing Day. Please click my new babies.

*TRIPLE EDIT.
OMG. BEST HAUL EVER. I GOT ANOTHER SEASONAL. PLEASE BE FEMALE. PLEASE BE FEMALE. I WANT TO BREED SOME SEASONALS.