Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot

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I don't know why I look so fucking terrible in pictures. My face hates being in 2D and isn't afraid to show it, suck it, face. Sara and I sat around during our Monday Study Session trying to unravel the mystery, but it really is quite bizarre. We took snapshots and tried to analyze, but really, I still have no clue.
"I don't get it, I'm looking at the picture I just took and it looks nothing like you. It's like another person, like your ugly twin or something."
I have a new rule, from now on, only 1/4 of my face can be exposed while picture-taking, I hope it works.
"I met my other half (Bernadette) today! :D After 2 weeks of not sharing/talking about life and stories with each other, we spent close to 10 hours together. Well, lemme see, 8 hours talking, 1 hour eating, 50 minutes walking around United Sq and 10 mins, studying." -Monday, Sara.
Aww Sara is a sweetheart. I have been terrified of walking back home from Novena ever since SMUN, paranoia about sadistic kidnappers and rapists. Whenever I'm walking alone at night I keep thinking about Ted Bundy and that dude that wears people's skin and dances around in them, and John Wayne Gacy Jr, and the couple that kidnapped this hitchhiker and kept her in a box for 20something years. It doesn't help that I read crime diaries on occasion.
Also, the path back home is scarily secluded, under the expressway and all that shit, and everytime I walk there, past warnings from friends keep replaying "DON'T WALK HERE ANYMORE. YOU'RE GOING TO GET RAPED AND KILLED ONE DAY. TAKE THE BUS BITCH" Urgh, major digression, I meant to say, Sara kept me company on the phone while I walked back at night(I missed last bus, way to near for a cab.)
So Monday was an attempt at studying, but like Sara said we mostly spent it talking and running around the place with blue eyeshadow across our cheeks(idk why) and doing the robot dance in the coldest area of United Square while fantasizing about sweets.
For someone who doesn't like sex, Sara sure spends alot of time talking about it haha. (But then, I don't really know people who don't talk about sex, so weird. What is it with teens and sex talk?)
Sara: If I was a guy, I would totally date you, cause then while fucking can learn new things.
*while making 'sex movements' and shrieking* DID YOU KNOW THAT COPENHAGEN IS THE CAPITAL OF DENMARK!?!"
Then we gave up studying.
Went for T's double surprise party, look at how happy she looks awwww(with half eaten cupcake) I wore green for you, even though I hate that top. Aw, true luv.
I am such a wreck, I need to study, which I haven't been doing.
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