Which begs the question, what kind of an unholy creature fancies cheap tasteless statuary?

Uhh, I don't want to go out anymore, it takes too much effort to do my hair. No I lied. I have a quick system now, I can do my hair in 10 minutes. But thats not the point, I like sitting about in my jammies, eating freshly popped popcorn(from scratch, I feel like Martha Stewart. No I jest.) playing detective/crime solving games all day.I love those games, I feel hardcore cause I don't use walkthroughs(like 'certain' people).
I want a nintendo DS so I can play Phoenix Wright, no shit, will strip for cash.

I am digressing so much I don't remember what I initially wanted to talk about. Forget it, I'm just going to ramble on like I've been doing in the last few posts.

Yesterday, The simpsons was playing on TV during dinner and Bart was being bitten by a tiger and my dad yelled "OMG, MR SIMPSON IS BEING BITTEN!"
I always thought it was fairly obvious that Bart was, you know, a Kid.

Anyways, I am back 5 to 6 hours later. Me and the boys were talking about future names for their hypothetical children, honestly though it was more like me interrogating and them answering accordingly. It's strange through Laurent only has one girl name no boy name, and Daniel only has one boy name, no girl name.
Laurry says he wants to name the kid Desiree.
Me: Only one? What if your wife goes like "Ew" then what are you going to fall back on?
L: Hmmm. Never thought of that. Why is she so tactless? I would prefer it if she said "How about..." instead.
Uh, totally missing the point there.

Danny girl says "Caleb."

I've thought of a gajillion names but I doubt I would ever have a child, so I'd probably end up assigning them to my various hypothetical cats instead, and yes Cheyenne you can jaga my cats when I go on my honeymoon.
Sometimes I think of naming the kids something confusing on purpose just for kicks, like Shea(Shay) or Caoimhe (Kee-Vah), apart from the fact that I don't like those names.
I've lost count of the times I've told WX that if I copulated with Nick Zinner and popped out a boy I would name it Peaches Elliot Zinner, you know, as in PEZ. She didn't think it was weird at all, she said it was lovely and cute and suited me. Wasn't the reaction I was expecting, but heartening. I suppose.

No but honestly, I would name the boy Quinn or Elliot or something less, foppish.
The girl Paige, Dakota, Tamsin, BAHSAJBS I would type the whole list but I don't remember anymore. And I would assign them unique nicknames like Spoon, Hat, Wheelbarrow, Dildo, Trough, Prawn, Camel-butt because I am an awesome mother that way.
I told Joan I would name my boy Princess and the girl Cupcake.
She replied that she would name the boy Emperor and the girl Empress or something along those lines, she didn't look like she was joking.
ELEVEN MORE DAYS. ELEVEN MORE DAYSSSSSS.

Anyways, remember the days when I used to be completely obsessed over BtVS, I mean I still am of course, I still secretly quote Buffy characters in daily conversation for my own amusement and it remains my all time favourite show. I used to match my nail colour with Buffy and umm, have strange dreams in which I would be Buffy, Willow, Xander. Ugh, Freak.