I thought this was pretty funny

Maxime D'Alexandry Bubble D'oRengiani Michel said he asked ******** why she didn't date YJ, she said "I don't feel safe when I'm with him. He's like a Sister to me." Vanessa nearly fell laughing when I told her.
But then again, he was the only one who offered to trade seats with me last night, so yay, Brownie points.